Wednesday, December 2, 2009

12.1.09 The In-N-Out Weirdo

So while I was waiting for/eating my food at In-N-Out yesterday, I overheard a strange man talking to three young teeange-looking boys. At first I thought he must know them, but quickly realized that they did not. This man was not even eating anything, just standing by their table and talking to them. Here are the quotes I tweeted, if only I could remember them all...

"You boys chase the white women?"

"Smoke the grass?"

"I'm a fighter, not a lover. You boys are lovers, I can tell."

"I don't coke."

"I have to help you boys, you need help."

"You could have a lot of friends and be alone, did you know that?"

"I'm a blessed person, I don't need anyone."

He was seriously talking for a solid 30 minutes, and you could hear him throughout the whole restaurant.


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